“Smole’s”guide to life Part 2

By · July 22, 2010 · Filed in News
Update on season 2010 I AM A SMOLE AND I LIVE IN A HOLE. Some people say I should have gone to specsavers but no lens glasses are the way forward to a clear no blurry sight! WOULD YOU RISK IT FOR A CHOCOLATE BiSCUiT ? Well would you? Personally my favourite biscuit is as lisa like to call the kick ka Kat no no kit kats" lol Lisa have u got a s ss ssst ssstt sstutta lol PRAISE THE LORD FOR IT WAS POWERFUL! Fine quotes from mulfcs Coleen and Karen on the night of possibly the best Performance for mod ulster to date ๐Ÿ˜‰ FLYING WITHOUT WINGS! Watch out! All car drivers beware birds are now committing suicide by flying head first or should I say beak first in to car bonnets and then magically meaning with the radio by changing the song to flying without wings oh the irony :/ haha LEAVE IT TO THE EXPERIENCED! And yes junky am talking about you! As the saying goes "you want something done you have to do it yourself"ย  on paper Junky 4/4 goals Smole 4/4 over the bar Nuff said! You must come and watch her but warning you may not be able to see her as she is so speedy you could blink and miss her lighting fast it's almost like she is invisible! SMOLEPEDIA Some people have been amazed with the vocabulary that this smile has stored up in her brain! They say that I should have my own dictionary as my iq reads potential genius. It will inculde the words -shpicey -smole -samers -lmlo -smolo And the definitions will be included and there will also be a special offer on which will include not smilies but smoloies you don't want to miss it ๐Ÿ˜‰ WHATS MUNCHIN WITHOUT THE CRUNCHIN! People may call u the munchies but we will show you how you have a pretty awesome time like I said in my previous article life is like one big crunch ๐Ÿ˜‰ Enough said! From me the newly directed substitute for junky and also vice water bottle carrier and now MISS Magill goodbye : ) Simoneย